is this how portuguese sports teams are huddling together before a match, or why are they wearing trainers?

so, uh, the finnish presenter reminded that there was a golden waterfall in finland's props. okay! :D

strong witches.town energy in france's song!

singing a breakup song and smiling? what is this?!?!

okay it's cool that she sings in dutch, but i'm still not very enthusiastic about this song

his mamu has made him a bit too big muts, i think

would be nice to look good in a dress that had such an open back

a sportsman saw how his girlfriend left with someone else (let's say with another girl), so he stayed after the game and become depressed in the rain

böööring

oh for fucks sake, why so many sad bois this year?!

oh what a b👀b harness

okay so they have ukraine flags on their instruments, and earlier years that has been a reason for considering disqualification (cf. palestinian flags).

interesting that the presenter is not even mentioning how they break this rule of no politics on stage.

i guess ukraine's situation is an exception then?

this still doesn't beat zdob si zdub's previous number from 2011, let me tell you

this is the best break-up song this year, hands down

i mean, for the first time since...2009? i like the swedish entry

the buffiest skirt this year has this australian

😫 ✋ måneskin
😏👉 föreskin

probably the best bri'ish entry in decades

and yet another suicide boi...

also, is it just a finnish thing that black-blue is a fascist color combination?

bitti strava!

okay, i'll admit that romanian guy is a gay icon, but the song just sucked

so the måneskin guy seems to have extremely uncomfortable shoes? he keeps waggling all the time

writing it mäneskin

ooooooh that piano lift is so cool!

every rising stage prop is always automatically 12 points!

where did that fucking huge heart grow out of?!

oh wow, i wouldn't have guessed the point distribution.

but okay, we've just begun

this is totally bongos :D :D :D

👏 👏 👏

how can italy be so high on points?

and the finnish announcer had *of course* be joking about cheap booze

why moldova and france so low? :(

👏 bitti 👏 strava 👏

wha? witches.town getting only 8 points from the public?!

moldova??”?”?””!!!

sad boi is sad

so far the audience has liked:

1. moldova
2. serbia

would that change still?

and that was it!

1. ukraine
2. moldova
3. serbia

how the fuck did spain get so many points?!